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Friday 02

I've grown up with the expert celebrity and enjoyed the occasional TV Gardener. I don't like cooking but can tolerate a celebrity cook. A bit of instruction in DIY is always useful. Now it's going too far... the celebrity estate agent has arrived accompanied by the celebrity property developer. Right now there could be a proposal being drafted for the celebrity skanker. Ten, thirty minute programs showing you how the experts blag their way to riches at everyone's expense.

Wednesday

Once it was just garish colours offering incredible wealth or plain text offering bundles of e-mail addresses. Now there's fluffy spam for guaranteed instant nausea

Friday 01

All the time there's a chance of some big money who can be sure the Park is safe. The doubt over the profitability of a multiplex may have helped, but it would never have been stopped without a local campaign. Flags were used infrequently.

Monday

Doing favours can be a pain, but this friend will help me find cheap mobile phones so I can make a holiday booking UK with some cheap travel insurance UK in case something bad happens. I don't have to worry about the cost since I can get low cost personal loans uk after which I'll need to find jobs UK to pay for it all. I wouldn't normally feed spiders for friends.

Thursday 02

There is still plenty of local noise, especially from the DJ next door. Not all the tunes are bad - just loud and inescapable. Sometimes he plays the same tune five times in a row. Maybe he likes it a lot and has to play it one more time. He wants everybody to hear it. I wonder what images are in his head as he listens. The DJ is quite ugly but has a nice dog.